ATAC BRIEFING FOR AGENTS FRANK AND JOE HARDY

MISSION: To investigate a string of false hurricane warnings -- and subsequent burglaries -- that are terrorizing the citizens of Bayport.

LOCATION: Bayport.

POTENTIAL VICTIMS: Anyone who trusts storm warnings from seemingly reliable sources at the peak of Bayport's hurricane season. In other words, about every other person in Bayport.

SUSPECTS: We have two suspects at this time...

THE MISSION REQUIRES YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION.

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